TRAVIS STRIKES AGAIN: NO MORE HEROES GDC preview script

TRAVIS STRIKES AGAIN: NO MORE HEROES was previewed at six gaming conventions in 2018. These were GDC from March 19–23, PAX East from April 5–8, Hinode Power Japan from April 28–29, Japan Expo from July 5–8, Gamescom from August 21–25, PAX West from August 31–September 3 and BitSummit Roadshow Tokyo on September 19.

These previews had dialogue unique to each convention, with some even referencing past conventions. Some of the scripts from these specialized previews were better documented than others. The following script is for the first preview of the game at GDC 2018.

Script

Death:

Travis Touchdown:

  • How do you know my name?

Death:

  • You’re a living legend
  • A “legend” means someone whose time has passed

Travis Touchdown:

  • This is bullshit
  • I mean, why is a bug even talking?
  • This whole place is bugging out

Death:

  • That’s why you’re here

Drive:

  • Isn’t it?

Travis Touchdown:

  • I mean, I’ve heard of “entering the game world”and “fighting bugs” and stuff, but

Death:

  • There’s no yellow monster chomping around in here

Drive:

  • And no brothers with funky hats

Death:

  • Dr. Juvenile created this world full of imagination and games

Travis Touchdown:

  • Whatever
  • So anyway, I’m assuming the last boss is gonna be Dr. Juvenile
  • You really beat around the bush
  • This is GDC
  • We’re supposed to clean our shit up and go party
  • Everyone knows that

Death:

  • LET’S

Drive:

  • PARTY TONIGHT!

Travis proceeds through the level, encountering friendly Bugs along the way.

Bugxtra:

  • My grandfather’s last words
  • Do what you’ve left today tomorrow
  • Do what you leave tomorrow the day after tomorrow
  • But the day after tomorrow, stay up all night

Travis listens to another tip in the same area.

Bugxtra:

  • My grandfather’s last words
  • People’s success stories aren’t worth shit
  • People’s stories of failure are worth more than gold

Travis notices a ramen shop.

Bugjirou:

  • Oh, a costumer ! Welcome, welcome !

Travis Touchdown:

  • Give me your best ramen

Bugjirou:

  • Sure thin’
  • · · ·
  • And there you go !

Travis continues through the level, listening to several different tips along the way.

Bugxtra:

  • My grandfather’s last words
  • If a man’s gonna cry, he should cry in his dreams
  • If he still wants to cry, he should dry his tears.

Bugxtra:

  • My grandfather’s last words
  • Don’t eat at restaurant chains
  • Picture what the ingredients the head office buys
  • Picture what countries they come from
  • And how they’re handled and managed
  • You can’t, can you?
  • Be suspicious of ingredients you can’t picture

Bugxtra:

  • My grandfather’s last words
  • Are you brave enough to eat poison?
  • I’m not
  • Because I want to keep living
  • I want to burn the image of my family’s faces
  • Into my retinas till the moment I die
  • Don’t forget: most restaurant chains are poison

Bugxtra:

  • My grandfather’s last words
  • Did you know?
  • Japanese people eat cake on Christmas
  • It’s a weird, mysterious tradition
  • Why don’t Japanese people eat Japanese sweets?
  • Christmas should be celebrated with wonderful Japanese sweets
  • I recommend mitarashi dango

Travis proceeds to the boss encounter with Electro Triple Star.

Electro Triple Star:

  • Visitor…
  • I’ve been waiting
  • My name is Electro Triple Star
  • The main character of the amazing hit game
  • Electric Thunder Tiger

Travis Touchdown:

  • Triple Star! I know you!
  • I played that for days at the arcade
  • The industrial monster designs were badass
  • And your Hover Boost was even more awesome!

Electro Triple Star:

  • I see…
  • Awesome, was it?
  • You mean this?

Electro Triple Star launches his Hover Boost at Travis.

Travis Touchdown:

  • Dick move, man

Electro Triple Star:

  • This is GDC
  • Everyone’s busy, you know
  • So I cut your power down a bit

Travis Touchdown:

  • Well then you lose some, too

Electro Triple Star:

  • OK, I’ll give you that
  • Let’s have a clean fight
  • I’ll give you five seconds
  • Come at me as you like

Travis Touchdown:

  • Haven’t done a boss fight in awhile
  • This is gonna feel good!

Electro Triple Star:

  • Oh you’ll feel something

The fight begins, during which Electro Triple Star takes heavy damage.

Electro Triple Star:

  • Visitor…
  • You’re good
  • You’re wasting your life as an assassin
  • Live in the world of video games

Travis Touchdown:

  • Games are supposed to be played
  • Not lived

Electro Triple Star:

  • Contact me anytime if you like
  • I’d like you to be in my next game
  • I’ll text you later

Travis Touchdown:

  • I’d consider a main character role

Electro Triple Star:

  • Having two leads is risky
  • Those games usually suck

Travis Touchdown:

  • Whatever – anyway, hurry up and change faces
  • You’re not telling me this is the end, right?

Electro Triple Star:

  • This is the GDC version, so we’re finished for now
  • Listen up, Travis
  • The nights are cold in San Francisco
  • Be careful not to drink too much
  • You’ll regret it talking to the press the next day
  • Go back to your hotel and relax with some green tea

Travis Touchdown:

  • We’ll continue this at PAX East

Electro Triple Star:

  • I’ll be waiting in Boston

A final screen appears.

  • THANK YOU FOR PLAYING

Notes

  • Death and Drive described Pac-Man and Mario without using any names.
  • Several characters discussed GDC itself. Travis Touchdown‘s closing line also alluded to PAX East.
  • Electro Triple Star attacked Travis Touchdown before their battle began. This did not occur in the published game but it did take place in every other preview that followed.
  • Electro Triple Star‘s Big Cannon was called the Hover Boost at this stage of development.
  • Some spelling problems were present, such as BugStra instead of Bugxtra, costumer instead of customer, and faces instead of phases.

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